Funny Quotes About Laughter
From Famous People
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“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.” ~George Burns
“Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.” – Yakov Smirnoff
“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” ~Henny Youngman
“Laughter is an instant vacation.” MiltonBerle
“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” ~Dean Martin
“Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.” – Red Skelton
“I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.” ~Jimmy Carter
Quotes about laughter
Precious
“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.” — Victor Borge
“We don’t laugh because we’re happy, we’re happy because we laugh.” – William James
“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.” – Woody Allen
“You can judge a man by what he laughs at.”
“You can’t deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.”-Stephen King
“Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.” — Elsa Maxwell
“Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.” — George Bernard Shaw
“You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.” — Jay Leno
“In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.” — John Masefield
“Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.” — Bob Newhart
“I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person.” ― Audrey Hepburn
More Quotes About Laughter
We are the people our parents warned us about. — Jimmy Buffett
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.
Men will let you abuse them if only you will make them laugh.
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
A man isn’t poor if he can still laugh.
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
When people are laughing, they’re generally not killing each other.
